Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
the best youtube comment
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
On her new album, Jenny Lewis explores the weight of full adulthood, and its paradoxical precariousness.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
For anyone who was curious about the jello business.
I really love the people who worked on the game, you can see why…
Favorite places|| New Vegas Edition: (2/10)
-> VAULT 22