"Knowledge can't replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you."
- Patrick Star
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stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

nprmusic:

On her new album, Jenny Lewis explores the weight of full adulthood, and its paradoxical precariousness.

Stream The Voyager from NPR Music’s First Listen

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

thomasthewhaler:

For anyone who was curious about the jello business.

I really love the people who worked on the game, you can see why…

easilyenchanted:

Favorite places|| New Vegas Edition: (2/10)

     -> VAULT 22

Now.